💊 Royal Mail have delivered some slimming stuff to my neighbour 💊

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#1

Got this text this morning. Neither me nor my wife have ordered anything from NATURAL BEAUTY SLIMMING LTD. Just had a cursory look at their website, really hoping it’s the African green mango extract tablets. Might do an unboxing video when I get home.


#2

when I order stuff sometimes I type random numbers into the phone number box because I know they’ll just sell my details on to spammers

bet someones done that


#3

I tracked the parcel and it’s been signed for by the flat below!


#4

Probably just some sort of discrete name for the willy enlargement tablets you ordered


#5

lucrative detox tea instagram sponsorship deal?

#spon #ad


#6

surprised that this of all things was too big for the letterbox


#7

I think some kind of vlogging future is assured here.


#8

This happened to a mate, turned out they were using his name and their address and then did a bunk on all the bills, loads of different catalogs. Took him months to sort out and he still has problems getting credit now


#9

You can’t order anything off that website on credit. Whoever bought this has already paid for it.


#10

Classic test run. You’ll be in worse shit than Deutchebank in a few months, mark my words


#11

But at least I’ll be slim.