imagine that.
What if pints but big
I would demolish 568ml of Beamish right now.
pizza express thanks you for only going and saving them
man. a cold lager. wouldn’t even get crisps, just so i could focus on pint.
I think I could get through the first Beamish in under two minutes, just so I could really focus on and enjoy my second.
Tell you what, I’ve not pissed into a urinal for ages.
Guinness, regular obviously, please. Better start pouring the 2nd one as soon as I take the first sip too.
“1 pint of imported sludge beer pls. £15 was that? Ok here’s my mortgage”
I was wondering the other day whether with Brexit they’ll go back to putting little crowns on pint glasses to show they officially contain a pint.
I was quite bored, yes
Just want to feel three pint glasses between my hands again, maybe even a bag of crisps, that I’ll tear open lengthways when I get to the table so everyone can enjoy them.
“Oh, looks like everyones already got a drink!”
“You arrived at the right time!”
Everyone laughs.
Think I prefer to drink beer out of a bottle than a pint glass, when you have a pint you feel pressured to drink it quickly and then you get gassy and need a wee
I’m really looking forward to a nice pint of draught. Maybe a Guinness or maybe even a John Smith’s.
Had plenty of fizzy cans during lockdown so I’m anticipating the fusty cream on a pint more than anything.
pints though
The really sad thing is that just before the panny d it was looking like the non alkie beers on taps was looking inevitable
Not so now.
Well gutted
I don’t like pubs or crowds so I’m not convinced sorry
yeah i was wondering about this but i reckon 0.9 beers might become a new way of attracting wfh lunchtimers post-pandemic