Pissing in bushes

there should be more toilets, also more bins and more places to sit. bins, bogs, and benches, that’s my campaign platform when i run for office

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Pissed all over my garden when we had foxes to deter them

i think wee might encourage mushroom growth though. which is food. so i’ve no idea what’s best.

If I need a piss at night I sometimes just go out of the window.

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This is going too far!

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just piss straight up in the air and let god decide

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About thirty foot, mate.

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Fine if there’s no other option, like you’re in the country or something. Also fine if you’re under 5. If you’re a man in a town who can’t be arsed walking to the nearest toilet, then no, that isn’t fine, you can fuck off. At least until it’s normalised for women to do the same. Which it won’t be anytime soon.

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Would you piss in the bushes if your landlady requested it
  • Yes
  • No
  • Sometimes

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It’s a bush though what’s the problem?

Sometimes if Mrs F is using the toilet at night and I really need a wee I have been known to wee over the back fence into the bushes/grassy lane behind our house.

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Pissing in the sink
  • Never!
  • Only in emergencies
  • Rarely
  • Sometimes
  • Regularly
  • Piss in the sink more than I piss in other things tbh
  • Always

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Reckon piss is probably less harmful than people think, mostly gonna just evaporate or soak into the soil. Plus people with babies get covered in it all the time

Stop pissing on parents of young children Bam

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Mountains are super overrated, it’s just land who gives a shit?

Nice to look at though

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Men thinking it’s fine to piss wherever they like is the problem. Ever seen a woman pissing in a bush?

So are you!

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oh you TEASE

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