Pitt and Jolie: DIVORCING

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Let’s speculate about the personal lives of some celebs here in a potentially libellous way.

Reckon he’s been banging Johnny Depp personally.

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I AM on Facebook

But have never witnessed this personally

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Did this not already happen?

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Dunno mate, you’re the lawyer

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  • I don’t want to speculate
  • It’s all Brad’s fault
  • It’s all Angelina’s fault
  • It’s all Gwyneth Paltrow’s fault
  • It’s all Marion Cotillard’s fault
  • Squidpan

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I’m not really though.

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Didn’t realise that they were still together TBH.

I just Googled “long lasting celebrity couples”. I didn’t know either of these couples existed:

  • Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn
  • Jennifer Saunders and Ade Edmonson
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I know I have a reputation for this, but how on earth have you never heard that Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn or Jennifer Saunders and Ade Edmonson were couples?

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VINTAGE MARCKEE!

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Just… never have.

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Seriously though, I bet even Theo knows this.

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I genuinely don’t know who Kurt Russell is.

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Likes backpacker hip-hop and Gareth Barry.

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Are you trolling me or something? It’s not like this is vital information.

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this actually makes me feel a bit sad, weirdly

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It is fairly well known… like, they’d both be very gettable pub quiz questions.

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I had to look up the Edmondson person to check who it was, and I had no idea he was married to Jennifer Saunders. I might have known the Russell/Hawn one, but not with enough confidence to use it as a pub quiz answer or anything.

Some of us consume higher brow culture than Heat and the Daily Mail Online, marckee.

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I’m not sure either of those couples is current enough to trouble Heat tbh tbf.

Obviously they’re ‘current’ because they’re still couples, but I mean the constituent parts of the couples, that is, the slebs themslves

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Yeah fair enough. It had just passed me by, though.

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He’s right about this one, you know.