Pitt and Jolie: DIVORCING


#1

Let’s speculate about the personal lives of some celebs here in a potentially libellous way.

Reckon he’s been banging Johnny Depp personally.


In light of the Brangelina news, which celeb would YOU marry?
#2

good thread Ant because it’s reminded me how bizarre/pathetic i find it when people on Facebook really crow over a celebrity breakup.

Anyone else think that’s a thing? It’s a thing.


#3

I AM on Facebook

But have never witnessed this personally


#4

it really burns my toast


#5

Did this not already happen?


#6

Dunno mate, you’re the lawyer


#7
  • I don’t want to speculate
  • It’s all Brad’s fault
  • It’s all Angelina’s fault
  • It’s all Gwyneth Paltrow’s fault
  • It’s all Marion Cotillard’s fault
  • Squidpan

0 voters


#8

I’m not really though.


#9

Didn’t realise that they were still together TBH.

I just Googled “long lasting celebrity couples”. I didn’t know either of these couples existed:

  • Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn
  • Jennifer Saunders and Ade Edmonson

#10

I know I have a reputation for this, but how on earth have you never heard that Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn or Jennifer Saunders and Ade Edmonson were couples?


#11

VINTAGE MARCKEE!


#12

Just… never have.


#13

Seriously though, I bet even Theo knows this.


#14

Steady on


#15

I genuinely don’t know who Kurt Russell is.


#16

Likes backpacker hip-hop and Gareth Barry.


#17

Are you trolling me or something? It’s not like this is vital information.


#18

this actually makes me feel a bit sad, weirdly


#19

It is fairly well known… like, they’d both be very gettable pub quiz questions.


#20

I had to look up the Edmondson person to check who it was, and I had no idea he was married to Jennifer Saunders. I might have known the Russell/Hawn one, but not with enough confidence to use it as a pub quiz answer or anything.

Some of us consume higher brow culture than Heat and the Daily Mail Online, marckee.