I think I might have been pronouncing Ely wrong, so that.
Must profess a slight annoyance for when southern types on the telly pronounce Salford as it’s spelled rather than how its actually and correctly pronounced.
i also hate this
Scunthorpe - even apart from containing the word cunt
Greenwich Village, the East Village (misnomers)
Boreum Hill, Cobble Hill (neologisms and misnomers)
Bed-Stuyvesent (he was a slave trader, I learned from some graffiti this morning)
the bit of Williamsburg that people call ‘Bushwick’ which isn’t actually in Bushwick
i lived in ansty for the first year of my life
Sorry to hear that
BROADWOODWIDGER - fucking hate this, sounds like an Eton boy’s chode
Polperro - sounds like a shit that’s stuck in a bottle
Heckmondwike - ugh idk too many Ks it’s aggressive
Cholmondeley - it’s pronounced fucking Chumley, raze it to the ground
Gosport - makes me think of the guy in the WoW episode of South Park who has no life. i think his name would be Gosport.
Lympne - put a fucking vowel between the P and N you dickheads
Sturry - sounds like a really uptight bit of slurry
Sixpenny Handley - this sounds like a character from Downton Abbey
FOULNESS ISLAND - do i need to elaborate
i think they had a giant toy place where you could take your old toys and get money off the toys you wanted to buy. i got a plastic bag full of audio tapes. have you been there?
Corpusty - sounds like an abscess
Little Snoring - so twee
Pudding Norton - fucking grow up
Clenchwarton - this sounds painful
Nether Poppleton - arse zits
Poulton-le-Fylde - sounds like a fancy costume for trying to avoid the black death (and failing)
Upper and Lower Slaughter. Neither look like the type of place where there’d be any slaughtering.
Leicester is full of em.
Groby, Oadby, Blaby