Crewe doesn’t feel like Cheshire to me. Has more of a Staffordshire vibe to me, but maybe that’s just me
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Harrogate should be in the home counties
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Rock, Cornwall.
Think last time we had this thread it turned out that everyone here thought Pontefract was in Wales.
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It is in fact a cake, which is in fact a sweetie
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Penrith should be in Wales, Cornwall at a push.
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penrith would slot in perfectly to penwith
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bognor regis feels like it should be more round the side. maybe just down a bit from skegness
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In contrast to this, Middlesbrough is exactly where it should be.
So is Coventry, and Cambridge.
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Nope. It should be exactly bang in the middle of England.
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Should have done Topsborough, Middlesbrough and Bottomsborough and designed the rest of the country around those
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London should be in the sea
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Edinburgh should be in Hampshire
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Where I live should be in Scotland so I wouldn’t have to be in fucking England. Just my house though. Nothing else.
Don’t agree with this. Coventry is quite a decent city full of creative young people. Has no business being in Warwickshire surrounded by boring Tories.
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King’s Lynn should be closer to all of you 
but still close to the lovely Norfolk coast and countryside
Imagine if Billericay was in Wales but then Barry Island was in Essex. Smithy! Nessa! Imagine!
Dunkirk has somehow travelled down from Scotland, crossed a body of water and joined mainland Europe (and who can blame it, eh guys!!!)
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Keep thinking daventry is in essex. No idea why. But that. Even though the name being similar to coventry fits quite well with where it actually is
When I was a kid I thought Fulham was the capital of County Durham. 