Places with Lidos

Ilkley.

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Brockwell Park
Tooting

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Portishead.

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Peterborough

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https://www.lidl.co.uk/en/Store-Finder-4186.htm

Oh wait.

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Plymouth

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Hathersage @japes

Dunno if its still the case, but as a child, seemingly EVERY YEAR the Peterboroguh lido would be threatened with closure, then miraculously it would stay open. V exciting.

Ruislip

just like an outdoor pool innit

Penzance

Vaguely nostalgic for the time when Tinside was filled with a 50/50 split of white cider and piss. Looks lovely now though.

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Seemingly lots of places starting with P have a lido. Which is appropriate because…

Can someone rephrase this into a better joke please?

Parliament Hill
That one in London Fields that is never, ever open.

most places with lidos have a P in them

You say you know a Lido
I don’t think that is true
Because Yar. I know a lido
And you sound like your talking poo

It’s reopened!!!

better, but still not great

knock knock
who’s there
p
p who
p in your lido

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