Dunno if its still the case, but as a child, seemingly EVERY YEAR the Peterboroguh lido would be threatened with closure, then miraculously it would stay open. V exciting.
just like an outdoor pool innit
Vaguely nostalgic for the time when Tinside was filled with a 50/50 split of white cider and piss. Looks lovely now though.
Seemingly lots of places starting with P have a lido. Which is appropriate because…
Can someone rephrase this into a better joke please?
That one in London Fields that is never, ever open.
most places with lidos have a P in them
You say you know a Lido
I don’t think that is true
Because Yar. I know a lido
And you sound like your talking poo
better, but still not great
p in your lido