Planet of the xxxxx?

Would apes be our best overloads? I know everyone likes cats but they are snide twats and dogs are a bit thick… what about owls or one of the noble beasts?

Wolves would be fairly badass.

Elephants would be very compassionate leaders

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Probably be quite mean

Screaming goats.

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Ibex

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I dunno. They always come across in films (Fantastic Mr Fox) as noble, wise and enigmatic.

Always.

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Is onyx an animal or just a load of rappers? If it’s an animal I want that.

Plus those fleeces you can buy off the telly.

It’s a rock snake Pokemon

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My only connection to Pokemon is my son’s Picachu PJs.

Janets

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I wonder if, upon the shift in power, they would start ironically wearing similar fleeces with human faces on.

*Theos’s face

:duck: :duck: :duck: :duck: :duck: :duck: :duck: :duck: DUCKS :duck: :duck: :duck: :duck: :duck: :duck: :duck: :duck:

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weasels

Isn’t that the case already!

Eh, lads?

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Planet of the @japes?

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There’s definitely a joke in here somewhere. Trying to make it not about nobs though.