Plans to end Winter III

I should probably note, not because I like Nic Cage as a bear hitting women, but because it is just so, so bad, in a film composed almost entirely of bad.

My wife, sister and I have a tradition of a shite film and a takeaway on a Sunday when we get the chance. Will we need to have watched the original wicker man to enjoy the shitness of the remake?

No, it stands alone as a beacon of total rubbish. One to watch!

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Looks like spring’s back on the menu

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shiggles and fintan both on the pyre, please

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Well at least now i know who want me dead

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god damn this noise inside my head?

Let’s not jump to conclusions until all the facts are in:

Is this twitter chap one of thewarn’s sockpuppets, trying desperately to mitigate the fallout of Winter III? Cui bono? Precisely.

FUCK OFF WINTER, FUCK OFF WARNY

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Me and creaky just packing our occult merch we’ll be right over

Was gonna ask how we’d get the blood of a virgin but this is DiS isn’t it, shouldn’t be a problem.

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Sounds warm, I’m in.

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Global Warming? Don’t make me laugh!

When’s the pyre being lit? Wind chill seems to be dropping the temperature by about 10 degrees this afternoon.

My skin can’t take it anymore! Give me warmth so I can go back to my usual shiny complexion!

come on warny, be a sport

MY.HANDS.
SO…DRY.

thewarn:

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It’s fucking freezing in here, spark her up

Wish someone would photoshop a Russian hat onto my head, its freezing here.