Plate

https://www.johnlewis.com/john-lewis-partners-modern-country-crackle-glaze-melamine-plate-26-7cm/blush/p4117162

Plate


https://www.johnlewis.com/sophie-allport-runner-duck-melamine-plate-blue-multi-dia-25-4cm/p3375688

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That looks rank, like when bathroom mould turns the grout pink (fat deposits?)

Plate

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Yeah. Think I need some nice plates though

Would you eat off of a plate with a picture of a poo on it?

  • I would
  • I would not
  • Maybe depends on what type of poo

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I am not afraid to ask the big questions

Mum gave me some of those white enamel bowls with blue rims so I’m serving everything up like I run one of those gastropubs from 2015 who thought an American diner style menu would be a good idea.

This is my contribution to the plate thread.

Photo or drawing/painting/other artistic impression?

It is your favourite meal, and it’s free, but it is a very high definition photograph of a particularly volatile human shit

  • Dinner time
  • Binner time

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