Went through a craze of making each other hyperventilate and pass out, that was good.

Can’t remember how we did it, it was something like:

Make someone do a load of press up really quickly, they jump up then someone squeezes their head (?!?!)

Teachers were never happy when they walked in to a room and there were a couple of kids sparked out on the floor :smiley:

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We called them hopper poppers.

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Catchier, ours was quite the mouthful

Also in 6th form an actual fight club was set up, people got really battered :neutral_face:

Haha yes! They got banned in our school when Sergio Mason got 4 and stuck them to his head overnight and came into school with four bruises across his head.

Classic Charles/Sergio.

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Fireball Jawbreakers
Stinky Stickers (banned as they could promote glue sniffing)

like that?

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Tiny Terrapins. Fondly remembered these the other day when I saw a real tiny terrapin. They’re the one thing I hoarded, sure I’ve still got them somewhere

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Probably worth a fortune you should get those on eBay

Yes!! Gonna give it a go now.

#pray4harru

Punched in the dick? Luxury.

When I was a lad a baying mob would descend on some helpless victim, pick him up, one leg on either side of one of the big steel poles holding up the building and rattle his balls off it a few times.

This was called “the pole treatment” and just writing it down makes me cringe.

We should get this stuff on Brexiteer facebook meme.

“Share this if you got the pole treatment, the nipple cripple, strangled by yer mates until you hyperventilated… todays “bangcock” snowflakes know nothing…”

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Figure of 8 mate

Anyone seen a post-school wedgie?

Pocket Boglins. Everyone went mad for them for a while, until Pogs came along and ruled the roost.

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Scatch

Were shag bands a thing at anyone else’s school?

Really cheap flimsy plastic bangles that girls wore. At different times it was either if someone snapped one off a girl they had to have sex, or a girl wore them to show how many times they had sex.

Massively massively weird in retrospect.

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But presumably no one followed through on this?