This is literslly happening at my work, does ma nut.

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seems a hassle. can’t I just tan a load before I head out?

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Fuck sake, this means the queue for the loos today is gonna be awful

The Thursday filth thread better be absolutely vile tomorrow

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In this weather? F that

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imagine i remade this video

but it was “ian curtis checks his hydration levels”

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When in mid-air it could be refracting light from other colours nearby though

The practicality of lovemaking in this heat would be limited, but the mind is foetid with lust

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No word has ever looked less correctly spelt than foetid

We’ve recently installed new taps as part of the refurb to add the ratings board. Please use them responsibly.

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Yes but the white could make it sppear lighter than it is. make u think

why are toilets white?

Makes sense, we’re all basically steaming up in our own juices anyway :thinking:

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The guy in the cubicle before me has a pee rating of 4. I know because he’s sprayed it all over the walls and floor.

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Feeling so unlustful it’s a joke. Would hate to be touched by anyone right now.

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This is my time to shine. I am the best at staying hydrated. I have to go to the loo three times every hour but I am the champion of hydration.

Our Facilities Manager just came round with ice pops, like this post if you think the @moderators should do the same

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forgot to drink water again :frowning:

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Just reminded me that a couple of days ago the two other people in this little side office got given ice creams, and I didn’t :no_mouth: