wtf is wrong with some people
My car is such an old banger (that somehow keeps on truckin) that any time spent cleaning it feels like a huge risk of that time essentially being wasted when it breaks down forever a day later
Hey! This is a SSP
a Sticky Sheet Place
My warbrode is further away than the basket, my trousers are in a drawer that I wouldn’t be able to see into if it was dark. All the clothes in my still clean basket are almost always “lounge” clothes so are really easy/quick to put on.
Post-onanism:
- Immediate clean up
- chill for a short while, then freshen up
- I bask in my filth, sleeping in it if necessary
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Fiddly chore which takes ages, and my flat’s not warm enough for sheets to dry at any speed. Should do it more often, but really cba
Just can’t get over more than 2 weeks. DISGUSTEN
The reward far outweighs the pain of doing it!
Also, how many sets of bedding do you have?
- 1 set of bedding
- 2 sets of bedding
- 3-5 sets of bedding
- 5+ sets of bedding
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Used to be a chill and wait a while, but now it’s like - I’m going to have to do it so I’ll just get it out of the way now.
Hhmm dunno. It’s my least favourite job. We’ve got a king size too, and we’re both Quite Small so it’s an ordeal
It’s really not that much of a pain in the arse though? I’m small, my duvet is fucking heavy (13.5 tog obvs) but OHHHH MYYY GOD that sweet clean sheets feeling.
I do it every weekend.
do you miss the freezer knifing days?
Yeah, still not good at it even after god knows how many goes at it.
That’s a brilliant idea. I have a chair at my dressing table which is meant to work like this but it looks scruffy.
I love working with hinchers
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Knew that was coming
Sure fucking do. If you would like me to come round to yours and knife it up please let me know.
How often do you clean the outside of your toilet that isnt the lid and rim of it?
- Whenever I clean the rest of the toilet
- Once in a while
- Few times a year
- Never
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If a parent or other older relative (preferably one of yours) popped into your home right now, is there anything lying about that you’d be upset at them seeing?
- Just the dragon cock dildo that’s currently being used as a doorstop
- Left a load of sex toys out charging so that’s not ideal
- Lube
- A load of what the newspapers would call “drug paraphernalia”
- Mug that says “fuck” on it
- No, all the naughty stuff is hidden away
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