Please, for my research

Whilst I’ve never seen them take a shower, vampires seem most likely to have the cleanest genitals.

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what is a cowperson btw? Is it like a minotaur but with a cow’s head?

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Pirate Gang 4 LYF

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No like, Wild West, dunnneeerrnnuunneerneerrr,waaaahwaaahwwuuuuuurrhhh

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oh right lol!

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Can’t imagine a vampire having a smelly bumhole either, can you

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Their immaculate bumholes are actually one of the best ways to identify them

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Do vampires do any shitting and pissing or even just one of them?

Pretty sure the Wild West didn’t have hideous cowpeople roaming the plains

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This board always ends up back at shitting

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One of my penoid card games is Weird West themed (Wild West, but also zombies) and the events had a really unfortunately welcoming atmosphere towards people wearing cowperson gear. As such it is now the least sexy thing imaginable to me.

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I could go cowperson then, thought it was a bit strange so many people loved half bovine creatures.

Ah I’ve made by bed/hammock/whatever pirates sleep in, time to lie in it.

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When you say cowperson do you mean like someone looking after cows or …something else?

Vampires absolutely aren’t hot though. Always so porcelain and childlike even as adults. We all love cheekbones but come on.

Feels like if you’re a vampire you can’t grow facial hair. Sad IMO

I assume they don’t shed skin but if they’ve been in a coffin for 1000 years I imagine it would get pretty stale in there and they might shrivel up and get very wrinkly

Yes they can it’s the Van Helsings you’ve got to be careful of

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This isn’t canon

PC gone mad of cowperson has caused confusion

I’m calling the Wright stuff

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This is just factually incorrect.

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This isn’t canon!

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