Ploughman's lunch - bread, cheese, pickled onions, chutney, apple

Taxman’s lunch - a single fig, ritz crackers, thin sliced ham
Henman’s lunch - unconfirmed

I don’t know where this thread is going tbh

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Bully’s lunch - your lunch

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‘i receive - your lunch
you receive - mockery from my friends’

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Busman’s lunch - same as your usual lunch in different location

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Batman’s lunch - nothing. He’s waiting for dinner dinner dinner dinner, Batman.

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i have liked this but more in an angry and upset way

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I’ll take it.

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@Bamnan’s lunch - not really sure that lunch exists as a thing really.

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Sorry, I’m thinking about that Ploughman’s lunch too much to think of anything more creative :yum:

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yeah i actually started this thread because i saw a ploughman’s advertised on a menu and thought actually, i would fucking love one of those about now

Patent twat’s lunch - a meal, wherein said meal comprises at least one edible item, and wherein said at least one edible item is consumed at about 11 am to 2 pm in local time, preferably at about 12 pm to about 1.30 pm local time

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i like to think of you as a patentman - pronounced patentmun

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IronMan’s lunch - Livers, spinach, sesame seeds

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It’s the king of lunches.

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Spiderman’s lunch - best not to think about it

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London lunch: Pret
Newcastle lunch: Greggs
Provincial town industrial estate lunch: sandwich van

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Me and Mrs F celebrated our jab yesterday with a Greggs. I had a tepid sausage roll. There are few things in life more disappointing than a tepid Greggs sausage roll. Very few.

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Hoogy’s lunch - a long list of increasingly obscure ingredients

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Quite like this

Bamnan’s lunch is an apple

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