Just look at it, read it, sit with it, absorb it and reflect on it.
I like that a lot.
That guy is a cunt right?
That’s not for me to say
girlfriend in a coma
with a face like Hana Mandlikova
whenever she served to stay in the match
Preferred Stephen’s one
That feels quite Tim Key.
I like it.
Yeah, I wanted to say it was Keysian but didn’t want to look like I was calling him a rip-off merchant
The four white vans of the apocalypse
It was my friend’s birthday party last night.
He’s a (reasonably successful)
poet. Lots of people had got together to write a
Several people were crying
That bad eh? Yikes!
nah it was actually really good, just sounds incredibly cheesy. My group of friends here are ridiculously talented. They liked my quiches and ice tea though!!!
Nice one! What flavour did you do? (Question applies to both the quiche and the ice tea)
quiche was spinach, broccoli, parsley
then I did a puff pastry thing with caramelised onions, pine nuts, goats cheese, spinach…
green ice tea was just lemon and mint
BUT THEY LOVED IT!!!
what does he need two pairs of scissors on his table for?