Poetry


#1


#2

what?


#3

Just look at it, read it, sit with it, absorb it and reflect on it.

Idiot.


#4

I wrote this the other day:


#5

I like that a lot.


#6

Thanks.


#7

That guy is a cunt right?


#8

That’s not for me to say


#9

girlfriend in a coma
with a face like Hana Mandlikova
whenever she served to stay in the match
yeah.


#10

Preferred Stephen’s one


#11

#12

That feels quite Tim Key.

I like it.


#13

Yeah, I wanted to say it was Keysian but didn’t want to look like I was calling him a rip-off merchant


#14

The four white vans of the apocalypse


#15

It was my friend’s birthday party last night.
He’s a (reasonably successful)
poet. Lots of people had got together to write a
poem
about him.

Four

people

recited

stanzas.

Several people were crying :sleepy:


#16

That bad eh? Yikes!


#17

nah it was actually really good, just sounds incredibly cheesy. My group of friends here are ridiculously talented. They liked my quiches and ice tea though!!!


#18

Nice one! What flavour did you do? (Question applies to both the quiche and the ice tea)


#19

quiche was spinach, broccoli, parsley

then I did a puff pastry thing with caramelised onions, pine nuts, goats cheese, spinach…

green ice tea was just lemon and mint

BUT THEY LOVED IT!!!


#20

what does he need two pairs of scissors on his table for?