#39

So much fucking ^this
Unless it is a haiku
The one exception

#40

Nah.

Same with songs. Donā€™t need to rhyme.

Poetryā€™s just songs without the music.

#41

Nah, if it
doesnā€™t rhyme then
itā€™s
just
awk
ward prose. Fact.

#42

Truth bomber
Truth BOMBer

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#43

where did you get this silly idea from?

#44

So near yet so spar
I added SO to make five
Doesnā€™t even rhyme

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#45

songs that donā€™t rhyme actually make me sick up a bit

at least poems I can just kid myself that the supposed ā€œpoetā€ is just trying to talk to me

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#46

Awww, thanks for your support!

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#47

Iā€™m working on a some satirical heavy handed poem. so far it goes like so:

strong and stable
willing and able
so then I says to Mabel
I says

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#48

Rhyming poems are pretty silly compared to the non-rhyming ones tbh

#49

Iā€™ve been working with a poet for the last few months, sheā€™s finally got some of it on youtube so here you go, be nice

(I am Mischievous Wisdom so naturally this a lilā€™ bit jaggy)

I write spoken word stuff, I went to a workshop where we wrote haikuā€™s, was interesting cos thereā€™s way more rules than you might expect. This one doesnā€™t follow 100% of the rules and is called Panic Attack

convinced iā€™m dying
stumble to find my parents
oh i am naked

#50

Donā€™t really get haikus to be humble

#51

sounds like a banging party.

#52

Agreed. Something clunky about changing the words you want to use just so that they rhyme.

#53

donā€™t think stephen merchant does poetry m8

#54

No.

#55

Theyā€™re a lovely couple, John and Mary, arenā€™t they?

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#56

then who was phone?

#57

the poems were shit :smiley:

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#58

The Armando Iannucci Show, the home of my favourite ever reveal of a Scotsman:

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