DOSCOE: Oh man what a day in all its finery
DARLON: I’ll say, I hope nothing goes all wrong on it
DERROR DAN appears
DERROR DAN: Grr I’m going to commit a violent atrocity defined by its opposition to the capitalist status quo
DARLON: Oh no Doscoe what shall we do
DOSCOE: I know
DOSCOE presents DERROR DAN with a Snickers
DERROR DAN: Yum the chocolate and the nuts of a Snickers has definitely assuaged any fears I had in the long term sustainability of accelerated capitalism
VOICEOVER: Snickers are good do a buying on them thanks
Below the line comments…
HAWKTHEYEAYER: Oh man this is so ledge
HYPEDRIP SOCIAL: (retweet) I hope someone’s working on The Internet II: Hell On Earth because the Internet just got a hundred percented by the confectioners who are 2018’s indisputable corporate bae
PIERS MORGAN: Oh I see it’s called a Snickers now instead of a Marathon just another example of extremist feminism making it illegal to be a proper super stud like myself
SNICKERS SOCIAL MEDIA PERSON TRYING TO GO VIRAL: Hey Piers looks like you need a snickers lol
PIERS MORGAN: My complaint is immune to this as a solution and has made me angry
and that is the story of how PIERS MORGAN went on a mad rampage and I didn’t even get a bastard stipend
