Pointless details/inane questions thread


#1

I’m making this a two for one because neither is strong enough to stand on its own.

POINTLESS DETAIL: just received a site-wide work email saying “in the [redacted] car park there is a grey [redacted], registration [redacted], which is empty but with the radio left on (Radio 2).”

INANE QUESTIONS: at breakfast this morning I told my gf that I’m getting a haircut on Saturday morning. Her reply: “At the hairdresser?” No, at the fucking butcher, where the fuck do you think? Extroverts and their “speak, think, speak” thing, man.


#2

why are you getting your hair cut at that butcher?


#3

Reckon they’ll keep the razor blades nice and sharp.


#4

I get my hair cut at the barbers.


#5

I don’t, because the nearby ones are shit.


#6

Might do a nice job, and give you a bonus pack of bacon.


#7

Well there you go - it wasn’t an inane question then.


#8

“Chop some off the back, yeah?”


#9

I disagree.


#10

Have to be careful they don’t take an ear off though, they’re way too used to chopping them off.


#11

Maybe she was asking to judge how much free time she has away from your constant moaning about things? Barber = 30 mins Hairdresser = 1 hour (of bliss)


#12

I don’t do moaning, I do quiet seething. Much healthier.


#13

‘I see you’re back then’

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