I’m making this a two for one because neither is strong enough to stand on its own.
POINTLESS DETAIL: just received a site-wide work email saying “in the [redacted] car park there is a grey [redacted], registration [redacted], which is empty but with the radio left on (Radio 2).”
INANE QUESTIONS: at breakfast this morning I told my gf that I’m getting a haircut on Saturday morning. Her reply: “At the hairdresser?” No, at the fucking butcher, where the fuck do you think? Extroverts and their “speak, think, speak” thing, man.