Policies UKIP should adopt now we are out of the EU

Make the 99 flake 99p again!

Obviously this should be done by buying the brand off Cadbury’s and subsidising it rather then compromise on portion size.

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Make dog poo white again!

End all political correctness. Apparently it’s gone mad.

End anything approaching health and safety too. Everything was better back in the day.

Pretend that motorway signs have been changed to Kilometres, and get them moved back to miles again

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End vitamin D deficiency for all, not just those wearing hijabs

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Self flagellation

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start really liking immigrants

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All work above head height to be carried out by standing on spinning office chairs

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They should definitely adopt a spell-checking policy, saw a glorious ‘Intergration not multi-culturalism’ (sic) sign twice on a drive back from Wales today.

Bent cucumbers.

Compulsory Punch and Judy lessons at schools.

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Allow people to say ‘Christmas’ and ‘Baa baa black sheep’ again

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Elect Kip to be leader of UKIP so our thing can be ‘U, Kip!’ as a part of a viral rebranding scheme.

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abortions for some, miniature british flags for others

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Call Easter eggs Easter eggs

Repeal the legislation that gets people thrown in jail for saying they’re proud to be British.

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more pints for all.

bring back calling mince pies christmas pies

minimum of 6 hours a day to be spent respecting troops

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which troops? they’d better be are troops!