Policies UKIP should adopt now we are out of the EU

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To this day struggle to deal with this

Mining jupiter’s moons. And creating public enthusiasm for this policy by playing Drops of Jupiter by Train on repeat in all public buildings at all times

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remake the impending Peter Jackson remake of The Dambusters and change the dog’s name back to N*****

After Farage?

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oh the letters don’t match up. Never mind

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i second this, the blanket ban on anyone ever saying ‘christmas’ got really frustrating around christmas time

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*winterval time

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and every time i said that christmas had been ruined by snowflakes, people just assumed i was talking about road conditions. whole thing got very confusing.

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End the ban on pork faggots, brought in because either we’re not allowed to eat pork anymore or because it’s offensive to gay people, whichever you’d rather get angry at

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Faggots are also known as “ducks” in the Yorkshire, Lincolnshire and Lancashire, often as “Savoury Ducks”.

and people wonder why that part of the world is ridiculed.

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I’ve never heard that

automatic refund of the license fee if you write a complaint and send to Points of View

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Remove the ban on talking about immigration and the similar ban on saying that Muslims sometimes commit terrorist attacks.

death penalty for suicide bombers

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The reintroduction of Autumn or actually a third winter to get back all those time we couldn’t say Christmas.

Postal deliveries by postMEN, not posties, before 7am, to allow for a reinstatement of the second post.

And bring back faxing.

Get Clarkson back on the now privatised no license fee BBC

Reinstate Big Sam to his rightful position as England manger