Political leanings of animals

(Inspired by @bam)

Hamsters are nationalists
Gerbils are democratic socialists

I am sure this will not descend into beeves!

I love cats but they’re greedy and selfish so sadly probably Tories

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a lot of dogs seem capable of loving tonnes of different species don’t they? Like that video of a dog with a load of ducks on it’s back.

Dogs and ducks are good socialists

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Quite a lot of racist dogs aren’t there

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It sure will if people start insisting that cats are on the side of good.

Also murder for fun.

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Although you could argue that by spending time in various houses they are advocates of communal ownership

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I wonder if there are any non territorial animals

And what Hogwarts houses are they?

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Nah in their heads those houses are all theirs. They are landlords.

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on balance I still think humans are the best animals

Whales?

they seem very chill don’t they

Only someone who’s never walked an alpaca could say this.

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a fair point.

I’d go as far as to say that humans are the best omnivores though

I guess it depends if you count “the whole of the sea” as a territory or not.

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Dogs are pack animals and just lurve a strong leader, they’re basically foot soldiers for facism. Also they work for the police.

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Unfortunately, peacocks are alt-right

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Flamingos are centrist