(Inspired by @bam)
Hamsters are nationalists
Gerbils are democratic socialists
I am sure this will not descend into beeves!
(Inspired by @bam)
Hamsters are nationalists
Gerbils are democratic socialists
I am sure this will not descend into beeves!
I love cats but they’re greedy and selfish so sadly probably Tories
a lot of dogs seem capable of loving tonnes of different species don’t they? Like that video of a dog with a load of ducks on it’s back.
Dogs and ducks are good socialists
Quite a lot of racist dogs aren’t there
It sure will if people start insisting that cats are on the side of good.
Also murder for fun.
Although you could argue that by spending time in various houses they are advocates of communal ownership
I wonder if there are any non territorial animals
And what Hogwarts houses are they?
Nah in their heads those houses are all theirs. They are landlords.
on balance I still think humans are the best animals
Whales?
they seem very chill don’t they
Only someone who’s never walked an alpaca could say this.
a fair point.
I’d go as far as to say that humans are the best omnivores though
I guess it depends if you count “the whole of the sea” as a territory or not.
Dogs are pack animals and just lurve a strong leader, they’re basically foot soldiers for facism. Also they work for the police.
Unfortunately, peacocks are alt-right
Flamingos are centrist