I guess it depends if you count “the whole of the sea” as a territory or not.
Dogs are pack animals and just lurve a strong leader, they’re basically foot soldiers for facism. Also they work for the police.
Unfortunately, peacocks are alt-right
Flamingos are centrist
Uh oh, you might get in some trouble on DiS for suggesting that centrists… HAVE A LEG TO STAND ON!!! hahahahahaha
Dogs are definitely pro Brexit
Will never forget the feeling of thinking a friendly doggo was saying hi and realising he was grassing me out. WHY DOGGO
Horses are secretly plotting to overthrow the Tories. They’ve been sucked into the Conservative heartlands but they’re miserable about it.
I really want horses to be good guys
Too highly strung to be anything left of centre
Me too. Fox hunting, dressage, pulling the aristocracy around in carts… I reckon they’re due an uprising.
Mongeese are antifa
Ibises are Australia’s tankies
Bears are the libertarian dream. Lolling around the woods on their todd. Bit of fishing, living off the land.
Honey badgers are part of the YPG
dogs are absolutely brexit ukippers
edit: not harsh enough, fascists through and through
Dogs - Love nothing more than pleasing others, exist to ensure that others are happy. Extremely left wing.
Cats - People admire them for their selfishness for some reason, completely self-centred and self-absorbed. Take joy in enjoying the spoils of others. Undeniably Tory.
much as I love them, I think cats are probably the contrarian anti-woke left