Dogsit means dogsit

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Again, good for some reason?

I think foxes might be pure socialists but that may be influenced by Fantastic Mr Fox who wanted to destroy the capitalist structure of Boggis, Bunce and Bean’s farm empires and redistribute the wealth* equally among the woodland society.

*cider and goose liver donuts.

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  • Hard dogsit
  • Soft dogsit
  • No dogsit

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depends if you like poetry or not I suppose

nothing is purer than when a dog is excited to see you

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Nobody does unless it’s poetry that is designed to illicit laughter about how fucking stupid the concept of poetry is

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Something being in a creature’s nature doesn’t make it programmed or false. Also have you never seen a dog take an instant dislike to a person? Like they’re saying, “your friends are my friends dude but this guy is clearly an absolute dickhead”? The dogs know.

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Absolute church this, Bammers. Fuckin’ gospel.

Polar bears are your Brexity Facebook uncle

They see snowflakes everywhere!! :rofl::rofl::rofl:

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Peter Rabbit ate so much he fell asleep, a clear analogy for governments taxing the noble worker (Mr McGregor, who had a vegetable patch and not a commercial farm) and selfishly squandering the resources on themselves. Peter Rabbit is in fact the enemy of the people.

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my brother’s dog loves bringing me shoes when I go over there, just trying to be kind and helpful isn’t she

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Problem is the way people train them makes it impossible not to dislike some individual dogs

Simon and Garfunkel tackle animal politics.

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That’s a people problem not a dog problem

It’s a people problem but once the dog’s a dick it’s a dick

it’s nice that you can stroke a cat but it’s much better that you can go up to a dog and get stuck in and aughrughroihroig ruffle them up real good with affection

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Tories = Worms.