Poll thread for assessing the validity of brand slogans

Marmite

  • Love/hate it
  • Don’t love or hate it

0 voters

Pringles (post-pop)

  • Able to stop
  • Unable to stop

0 voters

Carlsberg

  • Probably the best lager
  • There are better lagers

0 voters

Ronseal

  • Overwhelmed/underwhelmed by the performance of the product in line with expectations set by description on the tin
  • Whelmed by the performance of the product in line with expectations set by description on the tin

0 voters

Nice polls, mate

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Thanks

Spar

  • So near
  • Not particularly near

0 voters

Pukka Pies

  • feel like i’m compromising by eating one
  • no compromise

0 voters

Coca-Cola
  • Always Coca-Cola
  • Sometimes something that’s not Coca-Cola

0 voters

McDonalds

  • I’m Lovin’ It
  • I most certainly am NOT

0 voters

  • A Mars a day helps you work, rest and play
  • It may help with some of those things but not all
  • It doesn’t help with any of them

0 voters

McDonald’s

I’m loving it
  • I’m loving it (present continuous tense)
  • I love it (present simple)
  • I’ve loved it (present perfect)
  • Nah it’s shit

0 voters

Doesn’t rhyme

I’m fucking it

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HA!

1 Like

Hey

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Ambrosia

  • Devon knows how they make it so creamy
  • As if everyone in a whole county has learnt and can recite a custard recipe

0 voters

Haribo

  • Only kids love it
  • Only grown-ups love it
  • Neither kids nor grown-ups love it
  • Kids and grown ups love it (so)

0 voters

Mastercard
  • There are some things money can’t buy for everything else there’s Mastercard
  • There are some things money can’t buy for everything else there’s Mastercard and other payment methods also.
  • There are some things money can’t buy for everything else there are other payment methods than Mastercard.
  • There are no things money can’t buy.
  • There are no things money can buy.

0 voters

Goodfellas

  • looks like its closing time for pizzerias
  • they’re still open all this time later

0 voters

De Beers
  • A diamond is forever.
  • A diamond is not forever.

0 voters

Can’t buy a bored ape with mastercard

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Pokémon

  • Gotta catch 'em all!
  • Don’t gotta catch 'em all

0 voters