Poll Thread Of Drunken Shame (and possibly glory)


#1

Have you … when drunk … ?

Urinated in a part of the house that is not a toilet (e.g. staircase, cupboard, bed)

  • No
  • Yes, once
  • Yes, on several occasions

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Feel free to add your own polls.


#2

Someone I was at uni with once got up in the night, walked into one of their housemate’s rooms and did a widdle inside their wardrobe :smiley: /:open_mouth:

There’s also someone in this very office who decided to share with us that she has a habit of pissing herself when drunk and once accidentally did it whilst engaged in sexual activity.


#3

I’m sure I’ve done it but genuinely can’t remember the specifics.

I did piss on the back yard of my new house when I went to a party there over Christmas before I moved in. That was out of desperation though cos someone was rutting in the bathroom for ages.


#4

Have you whilst drunk been sick into a skip?

  • Of course not, I’m not a monster
  • Yes, it can happen to the very best of us.

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#5

not done that in a house but I remember drunkenly stumbling around some provincial town nightclub trying to find the toilets. Was one of these clubs across multiple floors, I remember walking around for ages and somehow ended up in a stockroom, saw that nobody was around and had a wee in the corner behind some crates. Someone came in mid-flow, saw what I was doing and frog-marched me out of the club. Managed to get back in a few minutes later and finished the job in the gents :triumph:


#6

I pissed all over the bathmat once. Went into the lav, was too drunk to find the light switch, went to where I thought the toilet was (which to be fair I got right) and pissed facing away from it. So close…


#7

this happened to one of my ATDs one night, and the banta was pure shabz:

ever been thrown out of a club for taking too long in the loos (suspected to be taking drugs) when in fact, you were taking a shit:

  • Oh, yes.
  • Oh, no.

0 voters

I believe he was drunk, so it counts.


#8

No, but I’ve pissed all over the bathroom floor while sober.


#9

I do kind of live in fear of that happening.


#10

Have you … when drunk … ?

Vomited in front of your parent(s) (or other legal guardian(s))?

  • No
  • Yes, once
  • Yes, on several occasions

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#11

Convinced yourself you have drunk yourself sober, walked into the kitchen of someone else’s house and pissed on your girlfriends coat?

  • No
  • Just me then

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#12

My mum only saw me drunk the once - I’d been out with some old friends from 6th form and had got very heavily stuck into the Stella. I woke up about an hour after I’d gone to bed, and managed to get as far as the avocado washbasin of the family bathroom before painting it a new colour. I was incredibly remorseful the following day.


#13

my mate woke up at Leeds fest, pissed in his girlfriends bag thinking it was the toilet, then on the sleeping bag. he had to buy her a new wardrobe from oxfam


#14

Have you ever slept somewhere unconvential while drunk

  • Yes (say where)
  • No

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#15

not in front of them, but on the driveway to greet them in the morning


#16

walking home alone, feeling sick and requiring several stops to sit down, i woke up on the steps of this iconic concert hall an unspecified amount of time later


#17

Nearly there


#18

Hospital waiting room

In front of my house when I’d lost my keys

In the corridor of a block of flats (including unscrewing the light to turn it off)

Roof of a hotel

Disused Factory in Stanton

More, I expect, but they escape me now


#19

In front of the bass speakers at a club


#20

Outside the Royal Festival Hall.
The old Thameslink station in Kings Cross.
A communal garden near old street.
A few fields in Dorset.