Poll Thread Where All The Poll Options Are Horrible

though i can imagine proper Bike Wankers might find stabilisers to be somehow the greater humiliation

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just a more extreme version of Scotland?

Well, yeah, have you seen what proper bike wankers willingly don?

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Including, I note, my own kin! :flushed::fearful::cold_sweat::disappointed_relieved::cry::sob:

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got eczema anyway so fuck it

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  • Everyone is now called Trev (including all pets)
  • You have to watch all ten seasons (24 episodes per season) of a Last Of The Summer Wine reboot starring James Corden as Compo and a CGI Kathy Staff as Nora Batty

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gunmetal skies and 9 degrees all year round is just manchester. easy

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  • The Beatles reform, but have replaced John Lennon with Adam Lambert and George Harrison with Flea. No tours, just new material.
  • Led Zeppelin reform with the Mumford & Sons drummer and a new fifth member… Skrillex. No tours, just new material.

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Sure

  • Nothing but musical theatre
  • Nothing but musical comedy

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  • No holidays ever again for the rest of your life.
  • You have to wear a t-shirt with Theo’s angry face printed on it every day for the rest of your life

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vote changed then

Nothing, please

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  • All cheese tastes of chocolate
  • All chocolate tastes of cheese

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“Chocolate cheesecake” would be a bit redundant in that case, eh!

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You’re all transferred to Corbyn’s new DOR, to actually run the things.

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I mean, both fine choices tbh.

You’re the best! :heart_eyes:

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  • Can never listen to music ever again
  • Can only listen to music using those total wazzo wireless Apple earphone things

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