though i can imagine proper Bike Wankers might find stabilisers to be somehow the greater humiliation
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just a more extreme version of Scotland?
Well, yeah, have you seen what proper bike wankers willingly don?
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Including, I note, my own kin!
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got eczema anyway so fuck it
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- Everyone is now called Trev (including all pets)
- You have to watch all ten seasons (24 episodes per season) of a Last Of The Summer Wine reboot starring James Corden as Compo and a CGI Kathy Staff as Nora Batty
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gunmetal skies and 9 degrees all year round is just manchester. easy
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- The Beatles reform, but have replaced John Lennon with Adam Lambert and George Harrison with Flea. No tours, just new material.
- Led Zeppelin reform with the Mumford & Sons drummer and a new fifth member… Skrillex. No tours, just new material.
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Sure
- Nothing but musical theatre
- Nothing but musical comedy
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- No holidays ever again for the rest of your life.
- You have to wear a t-shirt with Theo’s angry face printed on it every day for the rest of your life
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vote changed then
Nothing, please
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- All cheese tastes of chocolate
- All chocolate tastes of cheese
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“Chocolate cheesecake” would be a bit redundant in that case, eh!
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You’re all transferred to Corbyn’s new DOR, to actually run the things.
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I mean, both fine choices tbh.
You’re the best!
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- Can never listen to music ever again
- Can only listen to music using those total wazzo wireless Apple earphone things
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