Polls for your voting pleasure?

Any old shite you can think of please. I have a hankerin’ for some poll answerin’

you’re playing Tekken and chose Paul Phoenix

  • Use a mixture of attacks to get the job done
  • Charge up his massive one hit KO punch and lose the round in the process

0 voters

You lost your hat somewhere

  • Get a new one
  • Never wear a hat again

0 voters

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You’re making a cup of tea

  • Squeeze and remove the bag before adding milk
  • Milk in with the teabag

0 voters

  • Eddie Gordo
  • Paul Phoenix

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You don’t have much money and are feeling a bit sad

  • Misery stir fry for tea
  • Get a pizza

0 voters

Your mate is telling you about something you don’t like

  • Tell them it’s shit
  • Fake an interest

0 voters

Serving food up for someone and some falls on the floor

  • Ask if they mind
  • In the bin!
  • Fuck 'em, give them the floor chips

0 voters

You’re bored and feel like playing a little song by flicking your cheeks and modulating the pitch by changing the shape of your mouth. You’re gonna do

  • Popcorn
  • Star Wars Cantina

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this has fully done me for some reason.

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  • Bum
  • Butt
  • Ass
  • Arse
  • Tuccus
  • Heiney
  • Bottom
  • Botbot
  • Rump
  • Rear end
  • Backside
  • Other (please do NOT specify)

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Someone fell over in an unusual fashion in front of you

  • Shit are you ok?!
  • AAAAAAHAHAHHAAHAH!

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tetris music.

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What like while wearing a fez or something?

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Both

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it’s a shit move but if you’re not using it why are you picking Paul Phoenix?!

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So that’s where the missing hat went!

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how often do you sing the tetris music to yourself:

  • once or more a day
  • a week
  • a month
  • half year
  • year
  • over a year

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definitely not laughing then as they are trying too hard

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Lei or Yoshimitsu
but never Eddie that’s troll territory

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