Any old shite you can think of please. I have a hankerin’ for some poll answerin’
you’re playing Tekken and chose Paul Phoenix
- Use a mixture of attacks to get the job done
- Charge up his massive one hit KO punch and lose the round in the process
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You lost your hat somewhere
- Get a new one
- Never wear a hat again
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You’re making a cup of tea
- Squeeze and remove the bag before adding milk
- Milk in with the teabag
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- Eddie Gordo
- Paul Phoenix
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You don’t have much money and are feeling a bit sad
- Misery stir fry for tea
- Get a pizza
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Your mate is telling you about something you don’t like
- Tell them it’s shit
- Fake an interest
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Serving food up for someone and some falls on the floor
- Ask if they mind
- In the bin!
- Fuck 'em, give them the floor chips
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You’re bored and feel like playing a little song by flicking your cheeks and modulating the pitch by changing the shape of your mouth. You’re gonna do
- Popcorn
- Star Wars Cantina
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this has fully done me for some reason.
- Bum
- Butt
- Ass
- Arse
- Tuccus
- Heiney
- Bottom
- Botbot
- Rump
- Rear end
- Backside
- Other (please do NOT specify)
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Someone fell over in an unusual fashion in front of you
- Shit are you ok?!
- AAAAAAHAHAHHAAHAH!
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tetris music.
What like while wearing a fez or something?
Both
it’s a shit move but if you’re not using it why are you picking Paul Phoenix?!
So that’s where the missing hat went!
how often do you sing the tetris music to yourself:
- once or more a day
- a week
- a month
- half year
- year
- over a year
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definitely not laughing then as they are trying too hard
Lei or Yoshimitsu
but never Eddie that’s troll territory