Polls for your voting pleasure?

When did you last poop?

  • Within the last hour
  • Last 5 hours
  • Earlier than that but still today
  • Yesterday
  • Longer ago than that

0 voters

Marshall Law, KING or Heihachi.

fuck I really want everyone to get Tekken so we can have a huge DiS King of Iron Fist Tournament.

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your sneeze is

  • AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIICHOOOO!
  • atissue!
  • barely audible nondescript nose noise

0 voters

The King of Iron DiS Tournament.

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More Tekken polls please.

A DiS Tekken tournament with light bants would be great

2 Likes

2 Likes
  • Tekken
  • Tekryu

0 voters

Really, really hate when people do the silly little squeaky ones.

Anyone ever used net play on Retroarch?
Cos I have all the PS1 Tekken on there.
Would be interesting to see if it worked okay.

I like to hear some effort put into it or I don’t feel like I can get closure

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this isn’t the first time a dis polls thread has quickly descended into Tekken chat and god help me, it won’t be the last.

2 Likes
  • Hwoarang
  • Jin Kazama

0 voters

Louder than a plane. Embarrassing tbh.

2 Likes

The idea of asking someone if their mind has sent me into fits of laughter. Just scraping them up off the floor with piles of dirt and asking someone you barely know “Oh you don’t mind, do you?”. I think I’m delirious.

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  • Mario
  • Luigi
  • Peach
  • Daisy
  • Toad
  • Bowser
  • Wario
  • Waluigi
  • Some other mug idk

0 voters

Walking along the street and you see a twenty on the ground. There’s someone about 50 yards ahead who it by all means could belong to but you have no real reason to believe that other than that they’re nearby.

  • Pocket it
  • Run after them and ask if it’s theirs

0 voters

Why would you be making dinner for someone you barely know?

suns out on a mega hot day, woah the ice cream van is here!

What you getting?

  • 99 flake
  • screwball scramble
  • some form of magnum
  • cider lolly
  • twister
  • calypso

0 voters

just not bothering to ask if its okay is better.

round funkman’s gaff and he’s coming to the table with a big plate of spaghetti, drops the lot on the floor, slowly scoops it up and puts the plate down on the table.

yeah, garlic bread’ll be another 5 minutes but dig in

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