Proper laughing now imagining @ma0sm inviting the postman and someone he passes in the street every day around for chips.

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  • Forest Law
  • Marshall Law

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Yoshi

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I don’t know really, my imagination instantly made this scenario into an awkward 70s dinner party where someone’s invited their boss round to impress them or something.

Steamed hams vibes.

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Family get together, you have to play one boring ass boardgame

  • Cluedo
  • Monopoly
  • Trivial Pursuit
  • Scrabble

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  • Yoshi
  • Yoshimitsu

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Articulate. Also none of those are boring you square.

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Sauce all up his arm, using his other hand to scoop it off and put it directly on someone’s plate.

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you can make a convincing case for scrabble and triv but you can’t be telling me Monopoly isn’t boring?!

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Once I’m vaccinated, who knows?

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As if I’d serve spaghetti at a dinner party you common fucking garbage man.

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To everyone voting for Yoshi.
Surely it’d be more craic to see Mario getting a piggyback from a cyborg space ninja

We have one with contactless cards instead of the money and the whole thing takes much less time.

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for real?!

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is it also a drinking game?

NO!

waving your shit fake money around at people when they are losing is the only fun part of Monopoly imo

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You get a little card reader thing, everyone gets a credit card, and every card, properties, chance etc just tap on there followed by your card to buy it and that.

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sacking the game off an hour in because its taking too long is the best part imo

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  • Whippy ice cream on a cone
  • Proper stuff on a cone

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