Polls- things you should and shouldn't clap for

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1

Plane landing

  • No
  • Holiday excitement

0 voters

The end of a DJ set, lights come up

  • No
  • I love you mate, that was incredible

0 voters

2

18-Month Old Infant does literally anything

  • Clap the baby FFS
  • Don’t clap the baby for some reason

0 voters

3
  • A really good guitar solo
  • More like soNO!

0 voters

4

Can be substitute whooping/cheering in place of clapping?

5

You are more than welcome to whoop and cheer, but clapping should be the foundation

1 Like
6

A film that is just a regular screening - so no fucker who had anything to do with making the film is there.

  • Yes, I like doing pointless things for no good reason
  • No, please no

0 voters

7

Somebody drops a plate in a restaurant

  • I always clap for the bantz
  • I’m not a fucking dickhead

0 voters

8

So No one told you life was gonna be this way

  • :clap::clap::clap::clap:
  • We were on a break (From clapping)

0 voters

9

I have clapped when they seemed to do the “fuck sake, what am I like” eye roll and look to the ceiling, like we’re in on the joke. Otherwise never ofc

10

At a graduation when there’s 100+ degrees to give out and you don’t know any of the people receiving theirs.

  • Clap 'em all
  • I can’t clap for an hour solidly, it’s lost all meaning

0 voters

11

I found out in October when I was watching the World Surf League in France, that it’s the done thing to clap someone if they land a jump, or if they come out of the barrel of a wave

  • It’s just a bloke on a board
  • Actually, that’s quite a feat of athleticism

0 voters

12

Oh god - awards evening at my daughters’secondary school -2 solid hours of clapping strangers on a plastic chair in a sports hall

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13

After the Queen’s Speech on Christmas day at home with your extended family

  • No
  • HAPPY AND GLORIOUS

0 voters

15

Post Sex

  • Credit where credit’s due!
  • I lie here in silence. Did I enjoy it? Who knows.

0 voters

2 Likes
16

I think you need to just clap lighter than you would normally, It’s a marathon not a sprint

17

I’m a middle-distance clapper at best

1 Like
18

Senior Manager/Board member has just given a very lukewarm motivation speech.

  • YES!!! YES!!!
  • They don’t pay me enough for that.

0 voters

19

Fist-pump usually or high-five but in the same spirit

20

A friend of mine is a special effects editor with ILM, and I have been to regular screenings of films he has worked on.

21

the first is during surely

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