#65

The plane paradox is that only dickheads clap upon landing but if you’re on a plane where nobody claps you know it’s a stuck up crowd flying that day.

#66

“Well done that is the end of the exercise class, give yourself a round of applause”

  • Do you know what? I will! We all earned this.
  • No I want to get out of this room full of sweaty strangers

0 voters

#67

Somehow feel a bit put out by half of people not thinking it’s worth clapping the DJ at the end of a great set.

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#68

You didn’t play that Shellac track I requested though!

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#69

tracy is hot

  • :clap:
  • :no_entry_sign:

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#70

At the end of a song when watching a powerviolence band

  • yes
  • you’re only gonna have to clap again in 25-30 seconds, ffs

0 voters

#71

I believe the second poll is missing the ‘Arsenal response’

#72

playing last clap

  • good clean fun
  • stupid

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#73

fucking lol

#74

Turn it out
To the left
Take it back now y’all
Five hops this time
Right foot. Let’s stomp
Left foot. Let’s stomp
Right foot again
Left foot again
Right foot. Let’s stomp
Left foot. Let’s stomp
Freeze
Everybody clap your hands

  • Sure!
  • Absolutely not

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#75

A what?

#76

A POWERVIOLENCE BAND

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#77

Terrible behaviour, repeating/shouting at foreigners when they don’t understand you.

1 Like
#78

We’re countrymen!

#80

Oof, check out all those pseud snobs in the poll!

#82

Standing ovations

  • That was truly amazing. You bet.
  • I quite enjoyed the show and I like to be the first to stand up.
  • Everybody else is standing up, so I’d better too.
  • Sit the fuck down everyone, I can’t see.
  • I stand up, realise nobody else is going to and then sit down again.

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#83

Generally favour a kind of strangulated, barely coherent ‘YYAAAAASSSSS!’ while trying to avoid the blinding lights.

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#84

I think the DJ will be quite pleased when I quietly hand them a ten pound HMV gift card!

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#85

For the briefest moment, I was wondering if you lot had gift cards made from lead or something.

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#86

what is HMV to you, xcheopis?