#47

Clap Your Hands, Say Yeah

  • Yeah, ok
  • Shit band name, shit band

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I really like the first album

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#49

I travelled to Birmingham and back in a day to see them play around the release of the first album. Why??

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#50

Why is this man clapping?
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  • And I looked, and behold, a pale horse! And its rider’s name was Death, and Hades followed him
  • IΓ€! IΓ€! Mother Hydra and Father Dagon!
  • My eyes! My beautiful eyes!

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#51

I like to either do one huge clap or try to keep a clap going way longer than everyone else just to be annoying

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#52

Went through a phase of applauding people back from the toilet. It’s amazing how many people just join in without questioning it.

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#53

When you are happy and you know it

  • Clap your hands
  • Do not
  • I have never experienced joy

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#54

Got to be honest, I’ll clap at any old shit.

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#55

I’ve selected the no clapping option to everything because I’m my own person.

if the small baby or animal did a good thing, I would congratulate them with the gift of a voucher to redeem at an outlet of their choosing.

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#56

would you clap for me if you saw me score a sweet volley?

#57

witnessing jamos score a sweet volley

  • clap
  • no clap
  • voucher

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#58

I’d give you a warm embrace to show my immediate approval, but you can be sure there would be a voucher at some point in the week following.

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#59

I do like being good at clapping

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#60

My wife and I just say, β€œTaxi!” quietly to each other.

Sorry @billy_jizz this is too nice to get in on

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#61

One for @xylo to wade in on I guess: clap between each section of the 2nd act of The Nutcracker?

  • Outstanding dancing, my word! CLAP CLAP!
  • This is the ballet, you oik! Keep quiet until the end!!!

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Obviously we clapped along with the rest of the audience but I kept wondering if all the proper ballet fans were judging us.

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#62

After the happy birthday song has come to an end?

  • Yes. CONGRATULATIONS you are Scout’s mum
  • No, literally no one else in the room is doing this so please stop embarrassing yourself, mum

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#63

Player gets substituted (great performance)

  • Standing ovation
  • Seated clap
  • Nothing

0 voters

Player gets substituted (terrible performance)

  • Standing ovation
  • Seated clap
  • Nothing

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#64

Like to imagine this is about a penoid convention @Epimer is playing at

#65

The plane paradox is that only dickheads clap upon landing but if you’re on a plane where nobody claps you know it’s a stuck up crowd flying that day.

#66

β€œWell done that is the end of the exercise class, give yourself a round of applause”

  • Do you know what? I will! We all earned this.
  • No I want to get out of this room full of sweaty strangers

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#67

Somehow feel a bit put out by half of people not thinking it’s worth clapping the DJ at the end of a great set.

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