Pork Maximum

500g a week of red meat is considered to be unsafe, so your pork maximum should be considerably below that.

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in my opinion

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Face of a man who ate a whole kiwi fruit, skin and all.

That’s less than a sausage a day isn’t it? (assuming high pork content)

:frowning:

Yep

Only red meat I consume is Friday maccies (unless I get chicken) and a very occasional hangover Greggs. Pretty much my only meat intake now except for when someone’s cooking for me to tbh

i’m probably at 2kg / wk

more beef than pork

‘Pork Maximum’, Frank Zappa (1974, Bizarre / Reprise)

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Maximo Pork

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Itchycoo Pork

linkin pork

Going the whole hog

(Another expression that is no doubt on PETA’s hitlist)

Park and Beans

Thats how u make sausages

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@ChorizoPasta maximum

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Wheres the pork??

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Thank you for calling it a kiwi fruit, not a kiwi, Theo.
(Also you can eat the skins of the newer, golden variety. They’re fine. Don’t @ me).

Well I didn’t want anyone to think people were eating birds!