Pork Maximum

#1

500g a week of red meat is considered to be unsafe, so your pork maximum should be considerably below that.

Thursday evening
#2

in my opinion

#3

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#4

Face of a man who ate a whole kiwi fruit, skin and all.

#5

That’s less than a sausage a day isn’t it? (assuming high pork content)

#6

:frowning:

#7

Yep

#8

Only red meat I consume is Friday maccies (unless I get chicken) and a very occasional hangover Greggs. Pretty much my only meat intake now except for when someone’s cooking for me to tbh

#9

i’m probably at 2kg / wk

more beef than pork

#10

‘Pork Maximum’, Frank Zappa (1974, Bizarre / Reprise)

#11

Maximo Pork

#12

Itchycoo Pork

#13

linkin pork

#14

Going the whole hog

(Another expression that is no doubt on PETA’s hitlist)

#15

Park and Beans

#16

Thats how u make sausages

#17

@profk maximum

#18

Wheres the pork??

#19

Thank you for calling it a kiwi fruit, not a kiwi, Theo.
(Also you can eat the skins of the newer, golden variety. They’re fine. Don’t @ me).

#20

Well I didn’t want anyone to think people were eating birds!