Porn poll (anon)


#1

I’m bored. Vote below

  • In relationship + watch porn maybe once or twice a week
  • In relationship + watch porn maybe once or twice a month
  • In relationship + never watch porn/doesn’t interest me
  • Single + watch porn maybe once or twice a week
  • Single + watch porn maybe once or twice a month
  • Single + never watch porn/doesn’t interest me

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#2

nice try, narc


#3

single + browse the ‘who the fuck are you threads’ once or twice a day


#4

porn pole


#5

hahaha, you pack of pervy malcolms!


#6

Single and watch porn several times a day


#7

You said this was anonymous! Mods!!


#8

Do extremely suggestive snapchats to your TV count as porn?

Luckily we live about a five-minute walk away from each other and tend to alternate where we sleep, so alllll good currently.


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#10

Did you type your password after the body of the text? That’s the only way to blur out the username


#11

once or twice a week as the maximum? :smiley:


#12

Porn goal

  • Recreation
  • Explore a niche fetish i can’t otherwise enjoy
  • Procrastination
  • Relaxation
  • Concentration
  • Lift mood

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#13

‘recreation’ lol


#14

single + sit through the first half of Naked Attraction waiting for the bit where the guy picks the woman, only to find out it is one of those episodes where the guy who picks is gay and you then realise that you have sacrificed half-an-hour of valuable midweek sleep in the hope of seeing some attrative naked women only to be disappointed


#15

Asking for a friend


#16

This might be an interesting way to get an aggregate:

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#17

This is like that scene in Malcolm in the Middle where the dads are discussing how often they have sex.


#18

“Explore a niche fetish I can’t otherwise enjoy”

how niche a fetish is “sex with another person”?


#19

Just think at least a ‘more than 3 times’ or something would have been more of a catch all. I watch it with partners etc sometimes, I have general exposure to it for other reasons as well as yeah, if I’m not able to sleep/concentrate/am bored and am home alone I’ll potentially have a go. sue me.


#20

Well maybe it’s referring to something like vore? :smiley: