#85

dodgy British stuff in a van or taxi :smiley:

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#86

this made me laugh a lot

#87

Just waiting for someone to do a non-anon poll to catch people out.

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#88
  • I think about chaps when I masturbate
  • I think about baps when I masturbate
  • I think about saps when I masturbate
  • I think about flaps when I masturbate

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#89

Like the main reason is when I’m horny and can’t fucking concentrate on anything else. Like just get.it out of my system. I don’t even really enjoy it. When I was single I would properly set myself up and try to extend the pleasure. Now, nope, never more then five minutes

#90

In self.play.or partner play?

#91

is everyone testing that these surveys are actually anon before answering.

play safe kids, don’t die of ignorance.

#92

Only the one where saps asked if I thought about him while I had a tug

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#93

TLC first draft of ‘No scrub’ needed some work

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#94

“Those Machines That Shag Ya” by Godspeed You! Black Emperor

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#95

‘We’re giving love in a Femdom’

#96

For the gents only I’m afraid…

:rooster: size when y’know. SCHWING

  • <1 inch aka “micropenis”
  • 1 - 2 inches
  • 3 - 4 inches
  • 4 - 5 inches
  • 5 - 6 inches
  • 6 - 7 inches
  • 7 - 8 inches
  • 9 - 10 inches
  • 10 + inches aka “macropenis” (probably)

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#97

by the time it’s ready to measure i’ve usually forgotten why i got to that point

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#98

I call it the ‘tip’ personally.

#99

I’m sure the waiters don’t appreciate it

#100

You’d be surprised. Very much depends on the establishment.

#101

what’s your favourite term for wanking?

mate of mine went to boarding school and apparently the term there was ‘having a joust’ which is a wonderful summary of how posh boarding schools generally are

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#102

Hot Tug™

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#103

I’m aware of Dis’ DiSdain for American Dad, but Roger walking to camera casually using the phrase “angry handy J” really did me.

#104

Stroking the penis