#105

Mastication

#106

Always been a fan of Bashing The Bishop (both figuratively and literally). Also: The Five-Fingered Shuffle

#107

A onesome.

#108

Trying to keep Uncle Peter alive

(an in-joke which is still a lovely way to describe a tug)

#109

Quire a large proportion of DiSers are into piss. Shock horror.

#110

Bashing the bishop always makes me think of this

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#111

From Viz

Taking Jean-Luc Picard to light speed.

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#112

Twentynine, will you please explain to me what a fleshlight is. I would like to avoid future embarrassment.

#113

And I would like to see how trentynine words this.

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#114

Enjoying nearly every post you make containing an athletico mince reference.

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#116

:face_vomiting:

I think you’ve got to have some cojones to actually buy one.

#118

This video does a pretty good job of explaining why I don’t see the need.

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#120

Shaking hands with the Governor of Love

#121

Guys… can someone please explain, I’m in the dark here!! Do not make me watch a video. Just words. Lots of words.

#122

It’s basically a ladypart on the end of a tube.

In the shape of a ‘flashlight’.

#123

Teehee

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#124

Someone somewhere is making an absolute fortune.

#125

I once heard female masturbation described as “flicking through the yellow pages”.

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#126

my former housemate used to say she was ‘frapping her patch’ and do a little hand gesture.

I miss her.

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#127

Tending the bean field.

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