Swans are, my wee nephew went over to play with them the other day, they sure as fuck didn’t look impressed. The wee man was oblivious, I near shat masel
We had 7 foxes living in our garden earlier this summer. We hear them doing the unspeakable all the time. Reminds me of the monkey dust sketch
Lol I’ve just been on the daily mail. Was it something to do with Gary getting prosthetics to look old or something? I only saw it on the pane of shame but didn’t click
Went to Nippon Kitchen; lovely food.
I just spent 45 minutes looking for all of my mortgage documents after reading (and panicking about) this story:
Still absolutely panicking when I couldn’t find the term lease- or free- hold on the deeds.
Probably should have just asked Google whether leasehold exists in Scotland first…
Thanks @braveheart!
It’s so good - didn’t want to link in the thread as it’s pretty nsfw! Monkey Dust is pretty much untouchable for me.
Think it was BBC wasn’t it?
I doubt it - it was BBC! First season is on DVD, bits of the 2nd and 3rd are on itunes, and various episodes on youtube.
In b4 the boosh backlash. It’s still great.
you’re a smart cookie so I wouldn’t doubt you would do well in an appraisal and with training!
I’m trying to train my replacement at the moment, it’s going alright actually, she’s quite a fast learner.
feelin’ sexy!
it’s nearly pizza time guys
“Timmy!” /
INDOOR FIREWORKS
Evening all, I’m drunk!
But more importantly. We came second in the staff quiz! and I have a Twix.
Did you win the twix? Congrats on second place also!
We won … FUCK ALL! But we are happy.
I’m not a competitive guy and I genuinely believe in ‘its the taking part that counts’ - so I’m glad you’re happy
Were there any particular categories that you aced?
Yeah I wasn’t bothered about not winning, it was just a nice surprise to come so close! It was a fun night. Though tomorrow might be a bit tricky.
Oh and I think general knowledge is our strong point! We played our joker on the food round and only got 8/10.
