Possession

If your house was possessed, much like @sadpunk’s, would you move out immediately or stay to fight the evil within?

In most films people are staying far beyond when I would or certainly my wife would (if I release an ethereal guff she starts packing).

all I know is sadpunk should get outta town

9 tenths of the law

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I fear for his soul

Depends what the ghost, spirit or ghoul is up to whilst possessing really doesn’t it.

how much is the mortgage

if it’s a rental I’ll leave

Maybe makes your TV go a bit fuzzy, knocks some marmite over and makes your nighty billow.

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would be nice to have a bit of company

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Hmm, fuzzy tv would do my head in, marmite and nighty would be fine though.

You have received it in an inheritance from your creepy uncle, the one with all the secrets but he has a clause saying you can’t sell it for twenty years.

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some say you can still see the outline of his uncle on the ceiling to this day

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I’d probably stay, unless the bills were extortionate

Why are these ghosts never helpful? You never get one that makes the bed for you or turns on the central heating before you get home. Bunch of cunts

You could save some electricity by keeping your food in that one really cold spot in the house.

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I’d stick it out. I always knew my life would culminate in a battle with the spirit world.

I’m building my own proton pack.

where can I find out more about @sadpunk s haunted house please?

http://www.sadpunkshouseofshame.co.uk

I’d fight the ghost and I’d win

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