Jade Goody should have walked Celebrity Big Brother 5. She was riding a huge fanbase and the opening twist of the show was centred around her. No housemates posed credible opposition for her.
Instead, she caused an international incident by being a bully, inciting racial hatred, and was evicted midway through the series.
MASSIVE FUMBLE*
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M&S released this but massively underestimated its appeal, and now you can’t get it anywhere. It’s on eBay for £40+. Some scumbags managed to get their hands on one, but most have been left disappointed. With Easter a week away and the shelves still empty, huge profits have been missed out on.
When I was at a party in year 11 and two girls came up to me and were like “we know someone who fancies you” and then were like giving me clues about who it was which, in hindsight, I realise were actually about themselves.
Kept guessing other people from our year and went home none the wiser and without any snogging. A couple of days after one of their mates came up to me and was like “they were talking about themselves you fucking idiot”
Both of them, not unreasonably, turned their attention elsewhere after that.