Post-Ashes cricket thread 🦗

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#1

Thought we could have a new thread as we’re switching into the ODI/T20 mode for a bit (apologies to any India/South Africa fans; test chat is #allowed).

Yer man Roy is quite good at hitting the old cricket ball, eh?

New Zealand achieve two of the 50 biggest winning margins ever, in the space of four games. Anticipating a good series against England.

Look who Australia have got for their U-19 squad. (Hot U-19 World Cup action underway in provincial NZ as we speak.

Afghanistan beat Pakistan, sparking a pitch invasion from 100s of fans (there are 100s of Afghanis in NZ? I had no idea).

Spent today at the Basin Reserve watching Wellington get thrashed. Jesse Ryder again making a hatful of runs and reminding everyone how sad it is that discipline keeps him out of the NZ side.

Mostly let’s just discuss England crushing the smug yellowshirts, eh?


#2

Should really get out of bed and go and watch Roy smashing them all over the place, but I just know if I do the collapse will be spectacular.


#3

I hear you. Maybe wait until it’s a foregone conclusion and tune in for the glorious moments of victory?


#4

Playing Zampa… Does Nathan Lyon have some pressing luncheon appointment or something?


#5

They never really pick Lyon for one-dayers, unfairly so

Why doesn’t Roy play in the tests? Surely do better than Vince or Stoneman


#6

I switched on just before the LBW shout. Feared the worst.

It’s all very easy other than that isn’t it?

Mitchell Starc’s figures :slight_smile:


#7

think the idea (probably correct) is that he’s never going to make runs vs a test attack when it’s moving about in england* so he doesn’t get mentioned even when the pitches suit his game.

there’s been an encouraging amount of talk about us needing to go more horses for courses with the bowling attack but that never seems to extend to the batting lineup.

* how this is different to james vince I couldn’t tell you


#8

Spoilers, we will lose to New Zealand


#9

I think it’ll be competitive, but this is a very good NZ side (world cup finalists, after all), with a lot of depth, playing at home. It won’t be easy for you.

(Glad to wake up having posted about Roy when he was on 48* and see he made 180).


#10

it’ll be a much more pleasant and enjoyable defeat if we do though. think we’ll draw the test series, as is tradition.

jim vs trent is a very exciting prospect, shame it’s only two matches. hope the pitches are sporty.


#11

We’ve had results in most tests recently - the only exception being two against S Africa that were rain-affected. The Basin Reserve pitch was flat as a road for the Bangladesh match last year, but England aren’t playing there. The main issue would be the weather - the tests are in March/April, which could be dodgy. Would really like a 3 match series but I guess there’s no money in it.


#12

aww, didn’t know the white ball was scheduled first, always feels off to me.

shame innit, you seem to get great crowds for nothingy ODIs, how’s it got so bad for tests… are prices still reasonable? remember my brother used to pay like 90 dollars for a match pass when he was down there and still nobody turned up.


#13

It’s around $110 for a match pass, which is decent. Less if you’re a registered supporter (which is free).
The Auckland match looks to be selling well - most of the premium seats are sold out for four-day passes.

But yeah, we’re not getting big crowds. There’s been a general decline in sports attendance here, provincial rugby is down a lot too. Only the All Blacks can regularly sell out.


#14

Is Colin the new Mitch? Munro and de Grandhomme hit fast 50s to take the Black Caps home again after Pakistan put us under some pressure. Kane Williamson the pick of the bowlers.

http://www.espncricinfo.com/series/17948/scorecard/1115805

South Africa ruthlessly crushing everyone before them. Quite looking forward to SA- Aus.

India and Pakistan win their games at the U19 WC, batting for a total of 16.5 overs and losing one wicket between them. 6 wickets to Pak’s Afridi, who apparently isn’t any relation.


#15

Quite like that he’s called Colin of BigMan

Is he tall? I kinda assume that he is…


#16

This is quite clearly ridiculous, time for cricket to look at certain laws imo


#17

Disgrace. Obviously. Innit.
Windes have form for pulling this type of crap too, Dbags.


#18

South Africa Test captain Faf du Plessis called it “an absolute joke… I have done this almost a 100 times”, but ex-Australia fast bowler

Mitchell Johnson hit back: “Maybe you should stop doing it. Whether we like or not, it’s law in the game.”

Big Mitchell Johnson still playing the heel I see


#19

#gingback

bit weird they’re letting him back with such a big charge hanging over him, give a shit though. stokes!


#20

Yeah, just seems like logical way to speed up play

Its all a bit “don’t touch our ball” macho bullshit