I will be happy to help in any way I can
ah you’re all so great! I’m off to get a coffee with a friend now.
Have a wonderful afternoon all x
Ffs
Don’t go! Come to my aunties for dinner instead. It’ll be vegetarian!
Just landed in Luton
*shakes fist*
can you believe there’s no account or something called “wikipaint” or anyone drawing wikipedia pictures in ms paint?!!
just googled this and it’s true
30 degrees here… at midnight. Ridiculous eh.
Fan in my room doesn’t seem to be working either.
Apartment has the fanciest oven I’ve ever seen, had some kind of special pizza setting.
Fens bleak af
Worst thing about it was that she could not understand how that was racist, purely as she was foreign herself. Like the next step along from ‘i have foreign friends’. “I’m foreign so can’t possibly be racist”. Urgh.
“Ma’am, I’m afraid I have to ask you to leave for being a racist in denial.”
Pretty much, but with way less politeness
Watching Matilda now. Just seen yer man Bruce Bogtrotter eat a huge fuck off chocolate cake. Absolute LAD.
Drive home is so painful. So many motorway queues with all the snow
Fell asleep in the bath and lived to tell the tale
I look forward to the Daily Mail article later in the week explaining how you kicked out a gurka’s daughter or something.
I’m almost certain this won’t happen
Ooft, where bounce is that?
Three hours late into luton, no trains running coz of strikes, overground is rail replacement buses. FFFUUUUU.
