Post-Fleming Bonds


#1

A quick tour through the very worst of the latter-day covers with me, xylo


Bond learns the hard way about looking a bit creepy


Bond goes full nihilist


Bond is cold


Unexpectedly boring admin-based thriller


Bond struggles with social etiquette. Painted her gold, kill me now.


#2

Death Is Forever looks great


#3

It’s a train, but it’s coming out of a gun. There’s a lot to work with tbf


#4

Must be that Bullet Train I’ve heard so much about AHAHAHAHA


#5

AHAHAHAHAH


#6

the bond girl in that book is called Elizabeth Zara (“Easy”) St. John. Like they couldn’t even be bothered to do a fnar fnar name so just made her nickname ‘Easy’


#7

Is this the Thursday filth thread?


#8

I imagine bond gets a few people in here thigh-rubby, so why not?


#9

I bet he says “Easy does it” in the book.
What a shithead.


#10

Easy St John
Pussy Galore
Plenty O’Toole
Anya Onatop


#11

BOND: Hwy d0 the call yous Easy?
EASY: It in how I take my eggZ.
BOND: …
EASY: When I sleeping with all of men and now that includes you ALSO.
BOND: EDGE-HECTOR SEEEEEAAAAAAD


#12

icebreaker cover is quite metal


#13

Alotta Fagina


#14

Roger More


#15

Timothy DalTonne


#16

I used to come up with Bond Girls’ names.

Suzy Willing
Jenny Mayeye
Sheena Sugarwalls

God, I was so bored as a teenager.


#17

Fanny Schmelar


#18

“Sheena Sugarwalls”
ffs mate :rofl:


#19

Idris Elba? I hardly know er!


#20

Bond: “So you’re evil plan is to capture me in a candy cane house? Well these won’t be the first Sugarwalls I’ve got stuck into.”