Post-lunch time, pre-home time FOOD

eggs

#1

hello.

I’ve had my lunch but STILL HUNGRY. what should I eat? should I just wait until hometime? (<2hrs)


#2

just had a tuna sandwich. might have a kiwi. might not

have a banana


#3

might have a kiwi now that you’ve said that. not kiwi’d in quite a while.


#4

I have just eaten some flapjack.


#5

im hungry too but i gotta get rid of some belly so im holding out


#6

Got a banana waiting to be yammed at around 4:15 before I go for a big cycle.


#7

I had a bag of mini choklit fingers and a coffee as my lunch didn’t satisfy


#8

whopping levels of vitamin c in a kiwi man


#9

i probably should but probably won’t


#10

skin on?


#11

always


#13

I just had a rice crispy square (shop bought sort)

I’m still hungry

Someone across the way in the office has made a delicious looking chocolate tart thing for their team. I don’t know them/ the team but would love a slice.

Will I just brazen it out and help myself?

(answer: I won’t)


#14

Just go over there, give it the “Ooh, that looks really good…”

As much as they don’t want to, they won’t be able to resist inviting you to have a bit.

Take advantage of the British inability to say ‘no, fuck off’.


#15

would you like a yogurt? i’d give you one


#16

preliminarily yes, but I would like some more details


#17

it was sexual innuendo


#18

I’m starving. They’ve stopped buying office biscuits and are taking away our Nespresso machine. Barbaric.

HOWEVER, I’ve still got lots of the cookie(s) I made yesterday at home. You’re welcome to one of those if you find where I live, break in, and take one.