Make Believe!
I’m not going to bother listening to Beverly Hills again as it is such an appalling song. I don;t know how it got so big but I think that the song’s success is responsible for the shitty output they’re doing now. It’s just thoroughly thoroughly unlikeable.
Perfect Situation - apparently this was a single but I don’t recall ever hearing it? Anyway, it’s alright. Rivers voice is quite good, sounds like there’s some real emotion in it. The piano in the verse is a bit annoying though, makes it sound like The Fray or something. Oh dear the bridge and solo are awful too. It’s all very designed for radio really.
This Is Such A Pity - it reallly is. What on earth are the keyboard sounds? Apparently this is Rivers favourite song but it’s awful. It sounds really out dated and not in a good way. The lyrics as well are just really basic and all a bit strange. You can tell the wheels are starting to come off
Hold Me - when this went to a song there was a Spotify advert and the jingle sounds like it could’ve been on the album. The start sounds like a slowed down version of She Hates Me by Puddle of Mudd. The power choruses are starting to get a bit grating, and the backing music throughout the album just really isn’t very good. This song is four and a half minutes long and it’s instantly forgettable.
Peace - sounds like All American Rejects. All these songs follow the same formula and are blending into one. Half way through, I don’t think this album is awful or offensive, it’s jsut very bland and obviously designed for radio plays but in some ways, that’s probably worse as at least now there is some joy to be had in quite how shocking is. This is just lifeless
We Are All On Drugs - I know this song gets maligned and it uses the tune to that diarrhoea song but I don’t actually mind it that much? It’s obviously nonsense but it’s quite stomping really. The chorus is quite fun. It’s the best song on here so far I would say because it has it’s own identity I guess. It’s still not great but I’d rather listen to it then the rest of the snoozefest
The Damage In Your Heart - and now we’re back to the rest of the album. Bland. When did Rivers forget how to write a tune? I don’t really have much to say on this song cause it’s irrelevant really
Pardon Me - the same piano sound as before! it’s still as annoying! this now sounds like Alanis Morrissette a little bit. The chorus here is alright I guess, but the verses are just trash. I’m really struggling to give my thoughts on the songs cause I just don’t have any
My Best Friend - my lord! that intro! whats with the wurlitzer sound? why are they doing a call and resonse with the guitars? this is fucking shit. the chorus!! “you’re my best friend and I love you” to a bouncy guitar. oh dear me, this is painful. I’m quite glad for it cause at least there’s something to get annoyed at rather than just sit listen blankly. This song is bloody awful
The Other Way - the pre chorus on this is kinda good. the lyrics are a bit sketchy again but there seems to be some proper song writing in this. oh no, they’ve added handclaps. oh they’re persisting with the hand claps. why are they doing this
Freak Me Out - the music reminds me a bit of a Brand New song, the opening of Guernica I think. its making it sound like a lullaby, coupled with Rivers hushed lyrics. the chorus also sounds a bit like a Britpop song which is going to bug me. I do not like this
Haunt You Every Day - glad this is the last song, cba any more. It’s just the same as the rest. Verse, power chorus, verse, power chorus, ill fitting solo, chorus repeated. Rivers is singing along to the solo though for some reason. He sounds like he’d be a hippy at a bonfire strumming along.
i thought this album was shit. It wasn’t as offensively bad as i thought it was going to be, but just really really dull. it’s so commercialised and ttheir sound is just really watered down. I actually think We Are All On Drugs is the best song on account of it being the least shit. That Best Friend song is tragically bad though,