Post Your Letter To Father Christmas

You’re never too old.

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Hi Santa

I’d like this

And I’d like 2 more dinner plates in this range, and 6 side plates to match

https://www.habitat.co.uk/catalogsearch/result?q=Elzora

And this

https://www.warehouse.co.uk/gb/clothing/dresses/little-leaf-tiered-midi-dress/037015.html?utm_term=STATIC_LINK_AD_LITTLE_LEAF_DRESS_LINK_AD_21.11.19&utm_campaign=PRO_INTERESTS_ENGAGED_SHOPPER_INTEREST_IN_REAL_ESTATE&utm_medium=INSTAGRAM_FACEBOOK_PAID&utm_source=SOCIAL&utm_content=Threepipe-FB23844013668190769~FB23844051494360769&dwvar_037015_color=76

And some more Twilight spray from Lush to help me sleep.

I like you very much when you’re Kurt Russell in Christmas Chronicles, were you hot like him in your youth?

Love, Scout, aged 36 and three quarters.

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Hi santa

I have lost my wonder woman scarf so either use your powers to help me find it or a new one of those please.

I also would like some picture frames and maybe a velvet cushion.

Oh and some.more long cable knit thick socks

Thanks! Xx Slicky 40 and a bit xX

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these plates have broken my head. how the fuck do they make them?

It’s just unglazed ceramic then they dip them in glaze a bit, leaving some raw, by the looks of the ones I’ve got already.

ahh, I thought it was half wood, half ceramic. doye.

Dear Christmas Spirit,

I would like it if you could fix it so R isn’t ill on Christmas day, and if I could have it so my ibs doesn’t ruin stuffing myself with food that would be really good.

Oh, I’d like a two-bed council flat as well please.

And a couple of books.

:+1: cheers

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Dear Father Santa

I don’t want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don’t care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I just want one for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true oh
All I want for Christmas is Fender Vintera 60s Modified Telecaster in Seafoam Green

Rgds,

Dr Epimer, 34-36-34

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Dear Father Christmas,

I will not accept anything less than a Labour majority, figuring out what to do with my life, and some Woodwick candles.

Cheers mate

Thanks
Kind Regards
Jack

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Dear Mr Christmas

Can I please have:
A small-medium car, one where the insurance won’t be expensive, idk, a golf or something.
Nintendo Switch
Quite fancy learning the keyboard so one of them
Bottle of Sinatra Select Jack Daniels
Passport for my wife and renew mine please and a little holiday somewhere
Mint M&Ms

Many thanks,

Dr C. Pasty

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Dear Santa,

All I want for Christmas is a Labour government.
Sleigh safely.

Sophia X

Ps. If you’re feeling extra generous I’d be very grateful for a Carly Rae Jepson tee or jumper. Thanks xxxx

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The labour thing will do me an all. Been a good boy.

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