Potential Pizza (Polls)

Which of these pizzas would you try?

Yorkshire Pudding instead of traditional pizza base

  • Delicious!
  • Could be good
  • Indifferent
  • No thanks
  • Get that filth away from me

0 voters

HP sauce instead of tomato paste

  • Delicious!
  • Could be good
  • Indifferent
  • No thanks
  • Get that filth away from me

0 voters

Cookie Dough Ice-cream infused crust

  • Delicious!
  • Could be good
  • Indifferent
  • No thanks
  • Get that filth away from me

0 voters

Burger Calzone, basically just a calzone full of burger fillings

  • Delicious!
  • Could be good
  • Indifferent
  • No thanks
  • Get that filth away from me

0 voters

Liquorice as a topping

  • Delicious!
  • Could be good
  • Indifferent
  • No thanks
  • Get that filth away from me

0 voters

Delicious!
Could be good
Indifferent
No thanks
Get that filth away from me

1 Like

Delicious! I am using WhatsApp.

9 Likes

Scrambled eggs as a topping

  • Delicious!
  • Could be good
  • Indifferent
  • No thanks
  • Get that filth away from me

0 voters

Nigiri pizza. Raw fish on pizza dough.

  • Delicious!
  • Could be good
  • Indifferent
  • No thanks
  • Get that filth away from me

0 voters

Pizza but it is just a quiche actually

  • Delicious. Quiche is the thinking person’s pizza

0 voters

Kebab AND chips pizza

  • Delicious!
  • Could be good
  • Indifferent
  • No thanks
  • Get that filth away from me

0 voters

Already a thing isn’t it?

I know scientists have already broken the kebab pizza boundaries over 20 years ago, but hadn’t realised this had progressed to chips.

Don’t think you can call students at 4 in the morning scientists

Suppose they are always experimenting i’ll get my coat

Clearly I need to up my game itt

1 Like

Slow proved 00 flour dough, simple san Marzano tomato sauce, fresh buffalo mozzarella, fired in a 450 degree oven and sprinkled with torn basil leaves and good olive oil

  • Delicious!
  • Could be good
  • Indifferent
  • No thanks
  • Get that filth away from me

0 voters

1 Like

Macaroni cheese topping, apparently also under the cheese

  • Delicious!
  • Could be good
  • Indifferent
  • No thanks
  • My heart hurts just thinking about it

0 voters

(I’ve just checked, and the takeaway here that did this has apparently stopped :frowning: )

Whiskey-stuffed pizza. Pizza which gets you smashed too.

  • Delicious!
  • Could be good
  • Indifferent
  • No thanks
  • Get that filth away from me

0 voters

Pizza flavoured chewing gum, makes your breath smell of pizza

  • Delicious!
  • Could be good
  • Indifferent
  • No thanks
  • Get that filth away from me

0 voters

Reverse pizza, the base is a slab of mozzarella and some dough is stretched on top with tomato and the rest of it.

  • Delicious!
  • Could be good
  • Indifferent
  • No thanks
  • Get that filth away from me

0 voters

Vegetarian Pepperoni pizza - replace all the pepperonis with fizzy cola bottles

  • Delicious!
  • Could be good
  • Indifferent
  • No thanks
  • Get that filth away from me

0 voters

Probably got gelatine in them

3 Likes

Patatas bravas pizza: paprika tomato sauce, little fried potatoes and aioli, maybe some chilli flakes, on a crispy pizza base

  • Delicious!
  • Could be good
  • Indifferent
  • No Thanks
  • Get that filth away from me

0 voters

i am fucking seething

1 Like