👏 POTW Nominations 03/06-09/06

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Please nominate posts here or tag me in to a reply to the post (y)

[JaguarPirate]

Politics thread in being good shocker

june. the politics are still happening. have a nibble.

I feel like there’s a good sci-fi short story to be had about Chuka splitting from Labour, then Change UK, then his family, his friends, splitting away from his life entirely, then, unable to reconcile the disparate parts of his own being, splitting off parts of his own self, reducing down further and further into hollow elements of being, until he becomes a vanishingly small things, reduced to fragments, molecules, atoms, electrons, quarks, until finally, the last infinitesimally small aspect o…

[anon5266188]

"Thrown the baby out with the bathwater" lately?

No-one puts gravy in the Yorkshire

[anon3515918]

I think that’s 3 back to back nominations now. What an honour.

The secret to my success? Be on here all the fucking time.

[anon5266188]

And also, make great posts while you’re on here.

[anon3515918]

OH YOU XX

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Nominated by @rarity

Wednesdaag Thread

Just shat myself lads. Lying in bed reading about living on yr own. Wife is in the kitchen making herself some lunch to take to work. A little fart comes from absolute nowhere. Wasn’t just a little fart though. It expels some watery poo from my anus too. “Oh no.” Waddle off to the loo holding my butt like a cartoon character, hoping the wife doesn’t look over and question me about it. Got myself all cleaned up and have thrown those pants away. I’m 31 years old

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Nominated by @anon76851889

Thursday Morning Thread of Tiredness and Cringing

Morning all. Is there really no Thursday morning thread yet? I might be a bit tired - I just got on the bus and instead of requesting a stop I just cheerfully said, “bus please!” The driver then stared at me for an uncomfortable length of time while in my embarassment I completely lost the power of speech. Hope your days are off to less cringey starts guys.

[anon5266188]

Little tricks you use to remember things

‘Never Eat Shredded Wheat’ I use that to remember to never eat Shredded Wheat

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Nominated by @anon76851889

Any interesting/amusing injuries?

Went snowboarding for the first time in 1996, I’d had a few lessons (on a dry slope, which cost me two broken fingers, but that’s another story) but hadn’t really nailed my turns so did a lot of falling over. I’d lost my arm two years previously (not particularly amusing) and was wearing the fake hand prosthetic more as a balance aid than anything else. We were messing about in some powder and I was going quite fast and caught an edge, down I went face first and pow! Something whacked me hard i…