POTW Nominations 07/12/18 - 14/12/18

[Raanraals]

There’s one to get us started.

[japes]

[AQOS]

[sadpunk]

[Raanraals]

[bluto]

[Raanraals]

[AQOS]

Selfies (middle finger edition)

I was more concerned your expression indicated what you’d done with your middle finger.

[ma0sm]

Tell Me About Lincoln Please (I'm there in a few weeks)

and an ass that just won’t quit!

[ma0sm]

POTW Vote 30/11/18 - 07/12/18

[anon5266188]

O2 wifi's down

4g… more like poor g

[Aggpass]

[ma0sm]

You get a phone call from your mum

You’re just having general chit-chat and she says “oo, I had some of those Mark Mulhacy cherries yesterday. They were lovely.” You say “what? Mark Mulhacy cherries?” She says “yeah, it’s a new cultivar of cherry from America. Got some from the co op, you should try them” You reply “Never heard of them. Mark Mulhacy was the singer of The Miracle Legion though. Well, he has the same name” “Never heard of them” “You’d like them, they sound a bit like REM” After the call you think to yourself …

[NoahVale]

[PostOfTheDay]

No link, no nomination

[ma0sm]

Biggest Pay Cheque You Had As A Musician

Got €400 split between four people after a gig one night. Spent it all at the bar in the venue within an hour of the gig finishing. I ended up throwing a bass amp in a river.

[NoahVale]

DiS Top 100 Films of the 21st Century (so far) (I love theo)

yeah sorry mate the ‘top 100 films for people who are dead inside’ is thataway

[aboynamedgoo]

I've worked in retail

Worked in a bookshop for two years between A-levels and university. It was mostly great, with one problem. Parents would treat the kid’s section as a creche. It was a bombsite and needed near constant tidying. In the middle of the section was a short round table. The top of the table wasn’t securely fastened to the legs, and it was the sort of height where a toddler could very easily get up there and stand on it. One Saturday before Christmas, a toddler did just that. And dropped their pants.…

[NoahVale]

Great Things Posted on Social Media

hey popo reading this, you suck!!!

[whiterussian]

Times you've been sent the wrong thing

As evening threaders will know, La Redoute have sent me the wrong rug. I ordered this one: [Screenshot_20181212-194218__01] And received this: [IMG_20181212_194207] I’d kind of gone off the one I’d actually ordered and was thinking of returning it anyway, but it’s starting to look a lot more appealing in comparison to that absolute eyesore. More examples please.