💥 POTW Nominations 11/11 - 17/11

[JaguarPirate]

Get in gear guys eh? Been slacking the last few weeks, let’s have it!

#contentonslaught
#funnyjokes
#wildstories
#communityspirit

[JaguarPirate]

I enjoyed this

Anyone else noticed people trying to scam on the facebook events of smaller gigs recently?

Winding these people up is one of my favourote hobbies. [Screenshot_20190918-122729_Bixby%20Voice] [Screenshot_20190918-122737_Bixby%20Voice] [Screenshot_20190918-122745_Bixby%20Voice] [Screenshot_20190918-122755_Bixby%20Voice] [Screenshot_20190918-122801_Bixby%20Voice]

[japes]

worst cultural thing of 00s

[JaguarPirate]

From @Steved

Underwhelming Celebrity Encounters

“I was on the sitting on a bus ladies and gentlemen…on a bus…and there are two people behind me…just sat there getting having a conversation…probably eating a packet of crisps…that’s what people on buses do don’t they…they eat crisps (mimes greedy scoffing of packet of crisps)… (turns and leans directly into the camera) I don’t know why I’m asking this audience about buses, this four by four driving, Guardian reading, jackfruit eating, never been on a bus in years …audience… (pause)…so I’m on t…

[JaguarPirate]

From me

Fish and Chips: A Rolling Critique Thread

Rude.

[JaguarPirate]

Am I gonna let myself nominated 3 things? Think I will, what a rogue

jeffrey epstein

EMILY MAITLIS: So we’re going no holds barred here. What is the nature of your relationship with billionaire sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein? PRINCE ANDREW takes a moment to compose his thoughts. The nation waits with baited breath for his unvetted response to this question, noting that indeed NONE of the holds have been barred PRINCE ANDREW: (exhales) got some of these crisps cos someone at work thinks I like hot food and JFC they’re not fucking about EMILY MAITLIS: that’s very illuminating